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Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017
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Accidental Bookmark

During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
by AssManAndy January 9, 2019
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accidental fries

you know that moment when you ordered fries: you patiently wait for them

and when you get them you see some accidental fries. That is without any doubt the best moment in life of every adequate person. You would never order curly fries on your own, but the feeling of getting 2-3 of them in your normal fries is tangible.
accidental fries in How I Met Your Mother:
A few years earlier, Barney met Blauman for a drink at MacLaren's. Barney was upset at Blauman for eating four fries from the basket Barney had ordered (after declining to order any food himself). Not only did he eat four fries, but the fourth one was an "accidental curly."
by billbilly_bill June 5, 2022
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accidental blow job

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.

Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006
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accidentally 93mb

hey /b/ I need your help

I accidentally 93MB of .rar files

what should I do...is this dangerous ?
by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009
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accidental love

when two people are together alone and bored, start playing little games that eventually end in a accidental kiss then more kissing on purpose.
when Elaine and I first met, we got stuck on backstage duty we ended up making accidental love
by hydroflame January 14, 2008
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