tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"

by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008

The Old Lady

A derogatory term to refer to one's own wife.

Bob: "Hey buddy, wanna go bowling tonight?"
Jim: "Sorry, I can't. I gotta spend the night with the old lady."
Bob: *makes whipped sound*

by Anonymous December 8, 2004

steamy hot old lady buns

The kind of buns everyone's grandmother makes. in other words, the best buns. (can also be used to describe a thicc old lady at bingo)

MMMMMMMM- i can't wait for nana's steamy old lady buns. (use number two) damn Earl, did you see Gerturde? she had some nice steamy hot old lady buns.

by An anonymous Phantom January 14, 2021

Mugging an old lady

Something I do

You are mugging an old lady

by Master oogway is daddy May 16, 2022

there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

The Old Lady

An old lady that always calls the cops.

Stupid old lady.

by chode April 9, 2006

Oil of Old Lady

A pink anti-age product that has been around for ages.

I don't think grandma's "Oil of Old Lady" is working anymore because her face is all wrinkled.

by Ms. Barcoder October 6, 2012