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November 11 

The day when my best friend was born.
Best Friend: Hey!
Me: ITS NOVEMBER 11! HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAGGOT!

Best Friend: Omg thank you so much :)!
November 11 by bruhgerian October 27, 2019

November 11 

National karate kick your worst enemy day. It’s time to get your black belt out and kick some booty
Henry: It’s November 11 time to kick my enemy bob
Bob: ahahahah
November 11 by coolbean08 November 10, 2019

November 11 

This is the day if anyone likes you you have do do them one favor even if its going out for them for that day!!!
someone who likes you: hi
you: oh no what is your one favor to ack me?
someone who likes you: go out with me

you:fine but only today only becuse its november 11
November 11 by lovemakerangel123 November 10, 2019

November 11 

National punch a short child day
"That child is 4'10 and he's 12 years old and its november 11, I guess i have to punch him"
November 11 by OwOboi6969 November 7, 2019

November 11 

Give a girl your hoodie day! It's probabley going to be cold so do it!
Guy: Here is my hoodie
Girl: why are ypu giving me this?
Guy: It's November 11!!

November 11 

Sit on lap day
Girl: *sits on boy lap*
Boy: why are you sitting on my lap
Girl: it’s November 11th
Boy: oh
November 11 by Hiiiiiiiii gruel November 10, 2019