bruno

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the 2-card hand of 8-2, not suited.

Almost as bad as the worst hand in THE, 7-2 offsuit, you have to be a Bruno to play this hand.

If suited, it's called the Ultra Bruno.
He was chipdrunk so i went runner-runner all-in with The Bruno to make 8's full of deuces, rivering his pocket aces.
by Hughe Jass August 09, 2007
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Bruno

(v) - To vomit, upchuck, ralph, hurl, throw up, or otherwise orally eject the contents of one's stomach, especially in the context of a beer pong tournament where one has too much angry orchid.
Oh man, he just bruno'd all over the place.

Did you see him bruno back into that cup. I should win by DQ on this one.
by mattcosta7 January 24, 2013
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Bruno

An older man that preys on younger women. Often Lies about having had a vasectomy and about his age... say a particular Bruno is 42, he would tell his prospective younger females he is 38. Brunos are typically scumbags. They typically work low-paying managerial jobs and hit on minimum-wage employees.
That damn Bruno got me drunk and knocked me up! He said he'd had a vasectomy!
by loveGAgirl January 05, 2010
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The area between the ballsack and anus.
Every time I take a step this bruno rash just gets worse
by MattJN May 27, 2008
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BRUNO

is the name used for a HUNGarian mofo that is usually very dirty minded.
always very funny.
JOE?: that guy must be named BRUNO.
by CRACKBERRY LOVER! March 20, 2009
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Bruno is a sus guy from Encanto. WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!
by Elliewelly_lms March 03, 2022
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To be more zesty then Bruno
"You're such a Bruno"
by XxDark._.AngelxX March 24, 2022
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