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phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.
by bkn June 13, 2014
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Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.
"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
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intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk
(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!
by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006
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Post Notification

Post notification is a news aggregation and curation site for and about African Americans.
With post notification you can write your own post, save posts to read later, and follow your favorite black magazine sites for updates.
by Cubaka January 17, 2021
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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough
by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021
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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: These chicks keep sending me block notifications man.
Person 2: Damn that's rough
by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwhich.

Let me see.

Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge December 13, 2023
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