When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.
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Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?
Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwhich.
Let me see.
Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
Bro, my phone is blowing up. So many dots.
What did you post?
A picture of my sandwhich.
Let me see.
Oh, bro. Christmas is next week. This is a parental notification.
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