Nokia brick

A FREAKING NUCLEAR BOMB

Hay John watch out you might kill us all if you drop your Nokia brick

by Nokiaboi1000 June 6, 2019

nokia 6600

a cellphone that does nothing they sold it to be. it's slow, it crashes all the time, it's a dud.

is that the best cellphone in the market that you waited for two years to get? no, it's a nokia 6600.

by alan October 21, 2004

Nokia 5800

Nokia's cheap, crappy, unreliable excuse for a iPhone competitor which runs a 10 year old operating system with larger icons as an excuse for "touch screen optimisation".

1 - so when you getting that new phone then?
2 - this is it, the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic NAM-1
1 - I wouldn't even let Nokia pay ME to get that

by UnfortunateNokiaCustomer July 24, 2009

nokia phones

Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.

JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.

by Darnville February 4, 2021

Nokia 808 red

Never search this on google or you will never unsee it

Me: My buddy searched Nokia 808 red on google and he died
Dad: poor guy

by sushi baka November 21, 2022

Nokia Arabic Ringtone

Musical Equivalent of stroke.

it is used when you see some awkward weird shit. Some said that it is created using Obamium.

Guy: Oh look Nokia Arabic ringtone is playing over that Van near the Elementary school.

by 🅱eans October 5, 2020

Nokia n95 8gb

Nokia N95 8gb or N95-2 is not just a cell phone. 5MP camera,wi-fi,8gb of internal memory are just a few of the things that n95 8gb can do. Its innovations deservedly put it in the hall of fame of mobile phones.

Wow,you just bought my dream's mobile phone.YES!! It's a Nokia n95 8gb!!

by alecy March 6, 2008