My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 24, 2024

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 22, 2021

These dumbasses think my left leg accidents is what I...

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

stomp on my leg

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway

stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie

by tsunamigirl January 29, 2022