Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

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Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch is a saying that means either "fucking bullshit" or Blasphemy, either way, its not a phrase to use lightly, or in public. Much like my other definitions

Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.

Rupert Murdoch over here.

by Flandusky The Goat September 9, 2025

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Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

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Murdoch

to deceive and obfuscate the facts; a corrupting liar; to lie in pursuit of profit.

He/she is such a Murdoch. I promise I’m not being a Murdoch.

by Rocinante January 6, 2020

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Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig

Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch

by JasonHammer September 10, 2022

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