Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing...

South Park reference

You're a muff cabbage!

by JMoyer October 15, 2010

muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.

Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.

by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....

No you're muff cabbage.

by Frankie Two-Toes October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Its a jersey thing

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage

by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010

muff cabbage

vagina

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.

by jerseyshore99 October 15, 2010

Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.

We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.

by sumodiaper October 16, 2010