muff cabbage

A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.
Damn Baker, why are you such a muff cabbage.
by Scoopable Muffins February 11, 2011
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Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing....
No you're muff cabbage.
by Frankie Two-Toes October 16, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

Your fucking Garbage, your fucking garbage.... Muff Cabbage
by 1spd Adz October 14, 2010
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muff cabbage

Snooki want smush smush. Snooki wants your douglas in her muff cabbage.
by jerseyshore99 October 14, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf kab-ij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which in context refers to an unpleasant smelling vagina. In reference of the odor emitted by cooked cabbage.
2. Someone who acts or repeats something so obnoxiously that it can't be tolerated anymore.
Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but a muff cabbage!
by Gianna Da Vinci October 17, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.
We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.
by sumodiaper October 14, 2010
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