That geezer's speech was mozart
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“What the hell is that smell!?” “My bad, me and Megan were mozarting last night. You should come see it.”
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Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.
This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.
This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"
"Oh that's nice man!"
"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
"Oh that's nice man!"
"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
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