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Mozart

A moment of inspiring alacrity from a genius
That geezer's speech was mozart
by Fading puppy December 20, 2021
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mozart in a go cart

Mozart in a go cart is something you saw in a movie called baby driver, trust me, you did, don’t lie.
Young Mozart in a go cart
by Chad Ja Brosky November 15, 2020
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Mozarting

When you nut, fine shyt shits on your penis. You then paint a mural of said shyt, on the wall using her shit and your dick.
What the hell is that smell!?” “My bad, me and Megan were mozarting last night. You should come see it.”
by Wanehandle281_ November 28, 2024
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Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024
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