A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
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When you get so mad at a video game that you punch your monitor. The term was named after popular twitch streamer, summit1g after he raged so hard that he summited his monitor.
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hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!
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1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
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