a fucking lad. fit with a big dick. all the girls fucking want this man. wanks daily and just a massive penis
by David111122121212 January 11, 2012
Get the David Morrison mug.Fishes for a living and is also the father of the nonce that is Brogan Morris.
He is also a bigger nonce and walks out of his house naked.
He is also a bigger nonce and walks out of his house naked.
by zaneyiscool November 11, 2019
Get the paul morris mug.An African American tri-athlete from Rancho Cucamonga who is best known for his profession to excell in strength, agility, his very abnormal stature in size. Tim Morris is well known in the Baseline League for his most outrageous proformance of being a high school wrestler. Morris' name spread around the world of american folkstyle wrestling due to his astounding strength and painful tactics he uses on the mat, let alone his speed. In May of 2021, Morris was named the most feared wrestler in the Inland Empire.
John:"Didn't you hear?"
Amber: " Hear what?"
John: " Tim Morris won the Summer Scramble in the HWT class!"
Amber: "You think he'll be a state champion?"
John: " Beats me."
Amber: " Hear what?"
John: " Tim Morris won the Summer Scramble in the HWT class!"
Amber: "You think he'll be a state champion?"
John: " Beats me."
by Cliff Keen Athletics November 22, 2021
Get the Tim Morris mug.A fucking mint euphemism for taking a shit. (Replaces taking a "Chad Kroeger", who has since been dethroned.)
by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021
Get the Scott Morrison mug.the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez June 2, 2008
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by wordtothe3rd January 4, 2004
Get the morris day & the motherfuckin' time mug.Is a sexual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty anal passage of a female through means of urination before engaging in anal fellatio aka salad tossing.
"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Golden" is derived from the term Golden Shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
"Morrison" refers to the Jim Morrison (of Doors fame) song entitled "Back Door Man" in which he sings about the pleasure's of anal play with women.
"Johnny wanted nothing more than to toss Sandy's salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her anus was quite gruesome and deadly. He quickly pulled out his penis and gave her a Golden Morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. He tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat."
by Cipi_43 August 20, 2009
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