What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
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mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...
we need more mortar to finish this wall
by Henigan January 10, 2017
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When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
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Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence
“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”
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Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough
by Joe Seff February 28, 2025
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Mortar

When you jizz you hit your ceiling
by Demarcus DeQuarius Bartholomew October 04, 2020
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mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 14, 2011
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