Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence

“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”

by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021

mortar and pistol

What former-Prez Ray-gun used in his various attempts to "crush" opposition to his foreign policies that were pro-big-biz at the tragic cost to the local inhabitants of said oppressed/conquered areas.

It's fortunate that the Iranian hostage-crisis was settled before "Prune-Face Ronnie" was elected, or the tense-but-stable situation might have gotten far worse if said senile loud-helicopter-utilizer had started using his "mortar and pistol" policies to try to get said captured Americans freed.

by QuacksO February 4, 2022

The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 220: The Mortar Strike: The Eternal Spanish Hit List: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Mortaring

V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared

“Everybody was really impressed with the height of my mortaring!”

by @NNG1911 September 3, 2025

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Mortars

Anything is a dildo if your brave enough

I love to use mortars after hours

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

mortar hot

u r drop dead sexy n will cause instant death

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.

by chico78225 January 15, 2011