Belgian Molotov

When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)
He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass
by Phil T. Ash October 30, 2023
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Cum Molotov

A huge amount of cum that is stored in a bottle. Can be thrown to enemies and are great for facials.
Her: I want a good facial.
Him: Don't worry I have a Cum Molotov.
by 13aste November 09, 2020
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Molotov Cocktease

when a girl is about to blow you but instead douses your dick in vodka and sets it on fire
She was getting really hot with me until she pulled a molotov cocktease..
by roasticle October 03, 2023
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molotov mocktail

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”
by Espressohound March 06, 2022
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hippie molotov

“A hippie Molotov is when you take some shrooms, some acid and then some Molly to mellow you out so you don’t freak out”
I’m gonna do a hippie Molotov before the casino BOIS!
by Witchyassbitch July 25, 2023
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appalachian molotov

A jar full of pissed off hornets you use to throw at hostiles
Hey Clayton the ATF is coming get the appalachian molotov, thoes fuckers gonna be tweaking then we can take their dropped stuff.
by B-29SUPERFORT May 11, 2023
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Molotov Pussytail

An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.

This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.

(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”
by Cum Fungus March 02, 2023
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