mocontrol

it's a ghetto pronunciation for remote control.

" hey nigga, wheres the fucking mocontrol?"

by ghetto442 October 19, 2015

crazy mofo rush

Common occurance in basketball in which after the boring round of passes one player will get the ball, not pass to anyone, and then dribble hard towards the basket, leading with the shoulder to knock other players out of the way before shooting a layup. Often accompanied by some sort of foul.

"College basketball can get a little boring because you know they'll just pass it to one of the players and he'll do a crazy mofo rush."

by Zeke March 28, 2005

tae mofo

Not a traditional martial art like tae kwon do, but rather the art of talking jive, trash or smack.

Wife: "How did you enjoy that massage, sweetheart?"

Husband: "Sheeeeeeeit, the ending could have been happier."

Wife: "What the hell is your problem?"

Husband: "Girl I got a black belt in tae mofo, you dig?"

by JT Amish April 10, 2010

A Mokon

A heating and cooling system that only blows a lot of hot are aka a overly auto tuned an reverbed wrapper who is know to ear rape his victims and if they say anything negative about his horrific music, he then stalks them on YouTube going live screaming mens names threatening to beat them creamy with 67 dick tracks, also mokon are so inept they can dox the right ppl so he calls everyone pedophiles. Mokons are also notorious for stealing pills from there retarded syblings and grabbing Granny's ass

If you take you mother's medicine and bang your granny your are a trash human being like a mokon

by Hillbilly Reacts July 18, 2023

Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

mofo

1. (abbr.) mother-fucker
2. (n.) One who is hard-core

Dat man is one bad-ass mofo, yo!

by k1 October 3, 2001

Crazy mofos

Also known as directioners

Also known as one direction fans

Also known as one of the deadliest fandoms. Ever.

We tend to crave one direction all day err day.

Our name was given to us by the beautiful Niall Horan, that Irish cutie in One Direction. He even has a shirt with the phrase in it because he loves us.

Abbreviation of crazy motherf***ers cuz that's just what we are

**may be found on twitter, tumblr, Instagram, Facebook, & other social networks one can waste time on

Ex 1:
*at a 1d concert*
Niall: I LOVE ALL YOU CRAZY MOFOS OUT DER

CRAZY MOFOS: OMG HE LOVES US I BROUGHT YOU NANDOS MY LOVE SHOULD I THROW IT TO YOU ONSTAGE OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

Ex 2:
Person 1: Imma crazy mofo
Person 2: prove it
Person 1: I'LL FREAKING PROVE IT TO YOUR MOM! I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO FREAKING MUCH COME AT ME BRO! I CAN SAY THEIR BIRTH DATE, BIRTH PLACE, X-FACTOR NUMBER, WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW, AND WHAT THEY FREAKING ATE FOR BREAKFAST!

Ex 3:
*on twitter- or in Harry's voice "twittah"*
@Louis_Tomlinson: Hiii
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson GET IN ME
@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson @iwantziamsd aghhh u crazy mofo :)
@iwantziamsd: @Louis_Tomlinson @NiallOfficial EXCUSE ME AS I GO DIE THANK U NIALLER FOR REPLYING I LUV U BOTH MORE THAN DONUTS

by _YOUR MOM_ July 30, 2013