Mikey

A cigarette butt or if used as "mikeys" cigarette butts

hey man ima craving, you got any mikeys at your crib?
dude can I mikey that when you're done?

by dcb42000 November 18, 2010

Mikey

A person that can be a douche bag sometimes. Usually very muscular.
A Mikey almost always has either a giant cock or a small cock.
Usually a male

P.S. usually uses the word slut and whore. Occasionally will use the word slor.

Damn, that nigga look like he could qualify to be a Mikey!

by ILfdsak June 9, 2011

Mikey

a cool, awesome, straight guy. but somtimes he acts a little gay. he is absolutely amazing, however it is a proven fact that 94% of all men named mikey have small to average size penis's (5-6 in) . hes not that good in bed. amateur, goes to soon. but romantic none-the-less.

girl 1: did you have fun ?

girl 2: no he was a Mikey.

by hedley566 February 4, 2010

Mikey

Someone who is bad at mathematics.

Ava= What's was answer to number 3 in the test?
Alicia= I don't know, but why don't you ask Mikey?
Ava= Are you kidding?! Everyone knows he's hopeless!
Mikey= Oi! It's not my fault i'm bad at maths!

by Jerry Nom Only September 8, 2008

Mikey

Fucking stupid nigger and dumb as hell he also really enjoys getting destroyed by two massive gargantuan monkey dicks in the eye and ass

Damn that nigga mikey dumb as hell

by Realassnigga1027 April 29, 2019

Mikey

A Mikey is someone who has a tiny penis (2inch)

I mikey'd that girl and she was not pleased

by Bhasus December 15, 2015

Mikey

Mikey. That's his "cool" nickname. Mikey is a popular kid but what everyone doesnt see is how rude he is. He's a total player and he picks out peoples flaws amd holds it against them for however long he pleases. You definitley don't wanna be this kids friend and you most CERTAINLEY dont wanna be his girlfriend.

"Ugh that kid is such a player"

"He sounds like a Mikey"

"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"

by Mystery Person thingy August 19, 2017