Mensa

Mensa is a totally unbiased organization that has only one prerequisite for entry, an IQ at or above the 98th percentile.

Often knocked by those who have no hope of ever being accepted like Ravenwolf B, it has many SIGs (special interest groups) that offer a change of pace from the normal beer-swilling, bleep-injected conversation found in most sports bars or water cooler banter discussing the previous night's Simpson's episode, the latest video game or wardrobe malfunction on some TV show.

I don't know that the world would be any better off if everyone had a Mensa-like IQ, I just suspect it couldn't be any worse.

Definitions sometimes attributed to the Mensa Dictionary.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who just doesn’t get it

Ostiopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Reintarnation: Coming back in the next life as a hillbilly

by TripNines March 15, 2011

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Mensa Corner

Mensa corner is a titled area of the workplace containing very bright employees partial to unprovoked outbursts of song, jokes, and good natured ribbing of co-workers. Often times the workers may appear to be not the sharpest knives in the drawer, but do not be deceived - they will prove to be worthy adversaries in any type of contest that doesn't require physical feats of strength, or large numbers.

Sarah: wow, this is a soft ball
Alice: I wish I had balls this soft bouncing off my forehead!
Frank: HELLO!
Jack: Welcome to the Mensa corner.
Kaze: Matt just logged in

by Shoeshine March 27, 2008

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