sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

Midwestern State University

A place where all the fucking geese in the northern hemisphere migrate to when it gets to cold.

Did you see all those fuckin geese poo on the ground at Midwestern State University

by Theadore guisel December 6, 2022

Midwestern Sushi

A food item which, due to the location it is prepared in, is of subpar quality.

Order some tacos in russia, it was a case of midwestern sushi

by ConsumerOfNutrients November 26, 2023

midwestern churn

The act of filling a condom with butter, freezing it, and inserting it into someone.

I gave lexi a Midwestern churn the other day.

by DickDasterdadly6969 February 4, 2023

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022

Midwestern Bento Box

A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.

Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Janae’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box

by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019

Midwestern Salsa

When you cum in a girl and then you start shaking her violently until you or the girl passes out or throws up.

Matthew said " I gave her the Midwestern Salsa last night and she is going to break up with me now due to me giving her the Midwestern Salsa."

by The reatards June 18, 2021