a hott older guy who no girl can rip her eyes off of. SMOKIN.
oh mickey, ur so fine! ur so fine u blow mi mind! hey mickey! hey mickey! oh mickey, wat a pity, u dont understand. u take me by the heart when u take me by the hand. oh mickey ur so pretty, cant u understand! ITS GUYS LIKE YOU, MICKEY! now wat u do, mickey, do mickey, dont break my heart, mickey!
by mickey-obsessy January 21, 2007
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a stupid half breed bitch with a big ol' vagina that sags like a black mans pants.

unintelligent, and a failure at everything she attempts to do.

a burned out, washed up, dirty piece of shit bitch.
ew, i heard she had mickey so bad, she was walking down the hall and stepped on herself!
by fuckyeah!<3 February 1, 2009
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stood up his gf alli to go smoke pot.
drives mom crazy and she wants him to go to collage but refuses to pay so he has to work at wally world. too retarded to get into even trident tech anyways.

beats up little siblings.

total ass.

car looks like crap and has condoms on the floor, and one purple thong... in his size!

really ugly.

boy 1: hey mickey, i heard u smoke pot!

mickey: yeah man.

boy 1: DID U LEARN HOW IN SUMMER SCHOOL??

mickey: no, from fat patrick, the EG's, and all the niglets in summer school!
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hard rockin girl usually obsessed with rock bands and drinking
heavily.
mickey brings a keg if you invite her to a party
but dont play pussy ass music or you'll get a face full of fist
by crazy wang May 17, 2007
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When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.
"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
by DannyDimes December 3, 2020
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The best T.V character to ever bless our screens. A well-developed, caring, badass, LBGTQ Rep! character who deserves more than he gets. If you look hard enough you'll find him in a granny dress deep down in MEXICO.
Person 1: I want a cinnamon roll
Person 2: Mickey Milkovich is in Mexico, sorry.
by cherylblossomed March 6, 2017
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a character off the tv show shameless that deserved to much more. he was written off wrongly and must be put back on the show with his love intrest ian gallagher
bring mickey milkovich back to shameless
mickey and ian belong together
by Gallavich123 May 20, 2018
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