Miracle

What females call a fetus because they don’t know how simple getting knocked up and having your egg fertilized is.

Omg here’s an ultrasound of our miracle that you can hardly see

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 09, 2023

Miracle

An unspeakably evil wicked sinful unholy vile ignoble corrupt menace. This fiendish demon will ruin your day every second, and is incomparable to any other villain (ie. Darth Vader). She will ruin everything. Vulnerabilities: counselors.

It's a miracle we don't have Miracle in our class.

by Chromium is bad September 11, 2018

Miracle

A fat ass girl who loves to eat a lot of food and gets on everybody nerves

That bitch Miracle is annoying and she ate all my chips

by ynknown February 24, 2019

Photoshop Miracle

Whenever someone looks great online thanks to today's technology, but in real life is a fucking hideous abomination upon the eyes of the human body.

Girl was a Photoshop Miracle she looked so much better online.

by Stephen James Hite December 15, 2007

miracle of burp

The divine feeling of satisfaction and relief experienced mid- feeding which allows you to continue gorging at a frantic pace.

Timothy was able to keep up with his older brothers at Thanksgiving dinner after scaring grandma with the miracle of burp.

by AxelBH December 14, 2011

Then a miracle occurs

The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.

Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."

Boss: "It's due in three weeks."

Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."

by PsychoPuppyDad August 04, 2010

Thermodynamic Miracle

An event so unlikely, it's effectively impossible, such as oxygen spontaneously becoming gold.

The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.

by C0RE from UD Chat December 09, 2008