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crank that merry-go-round

To sit on one's knees encircled by a crowd of men, and stimulate their penises to the point of ejaculation.
"Snap and roll. I'm out of control, but I do my thing. Let's crank it, man. It's getting boogie, folk. Walk it on the floor. I yuh. And I yuh. Yes, I yuh until I can no longer superman those folks. Watch me crank it on the floor. Everyone, gather 'round as I'm about to crank that merry-go-round. And 'round we go, as I crank it in slow motion. I'm going to either snap or die. Snapstar, you already know."
by 100 beers war April 21, 2008
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Falmouth Merry-Go-Round

This is a very violent sexual action preformed by a horse and a chick. This is when a woman preforms oral sex on the horses long slimey sexual organ (the cock penis whatever u like) and does a hoola hoop at the exact same time!
Hey Luke D. werent u the first dude to give a horse a Falmouth Merry-Go-Round?

Why yes i was and the horse had the juicyest jizz i every could ask Santa for!!!!!!!
by twoguysonehorse12 June 25, 2009
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Very-Merry-Go-Round

Getting on a merry-go-round with your partner and having a quickie in cowgirl position on one of the horses and finishing before the merry-go-round stops
Did you have Fun at the Carnival?" "Yeah, I went on a very-merry-go-round!
by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010
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The Merry-Go-Round

A term used for sex. The sex partner, male or female, sits on top of the other partner's penis, or horse, and goes up and down on it.
Female: "I'm wanna ride The Merry-Go-Round. ;)"
Male: "Oh Yeah. Enjoy the ride!;)"
by Crop Dusting June 26, 2014
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korean merry-go-round

The gathering of men (usually around 6 or more) where one individual is laid face down, double cheek up, on the ground pants-less. Another man inserts his penis into the anus of the prone man and then is spun around like a merry-go-round, using his penis as the fulcrum.

The spin cycle doesn't complete until all men of ejaculated.

Safewords are casually used as the spinning man will be in immense penile pain..
Hey dudes, wanna go out back and have ourselves an old fashioned korean merry-go-round?
by SlightRacism April 6, 2020
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Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.
Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment
by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025
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The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
by Binkinater November 14, 2018
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