A depressing and sleazy island with nothing to do or see.
The population mostly consists of morbidly obese conservative retirees and rich kids that have nothing better to do with their free time other than smoke weed and talk shit.
If you don't fit into those two categories of people, then consider yourself irrelevant to the circlejerk. If you're slightly left leaning you'll be viewed as a commie by the two groups of people, if you're LGBTQIA, you'll be viewed as a mentally unstable "fag". Here, diversity is an evil boogie man that will corrupt the youth and ruin their "perfect" white island.
Some other very interesting facts to note are:
1.) The local public school is a failure to the local youth and pay excessive amount of time to athletic electives and neglect to pay attention to non-athletic activities.
2.) Over 80 percent of the population is white & conservative
3.) The wildlife that used to reside in the river has died due to large amounts of pollution by the residents
4.) There's nothing here for the majority of the youth, so most if not all go to Orlando or stay inside all day.
5.) There's is practically zero support for LGBT youth, at most there's a gay AA meeting but other than that there's nothing here.
The only slightly redeeming factor in this horrifying shithole is that the island is extremely close to the cape, which is admittingly pretty cool.
The population mostly consists of morbidly obese conservative retirees and rich kids that have nothing better to do with their free time other than smoke weed and talk shit.
If you don't fit into those two categories of people, then consider yourself irrelevant to the circlejerk. If you're slightly left leaning you'll be viewed as a commie by the two groups of people, if you're LGBTQIA, you'll be viewed as a mentally unstable "fag". Here, diversity is an evil boogie man that will corrupt the youth and ruin their "perfect" white island.
Some other very interesting facts to note are:
1.) The local public school is a failure to the local youth and pay excessive amount of time to athletic electives and neglect to pay attention to non-athletic activities.
2.) Over 80 percent of the population is white & conservative
3.) The wildlife that used to reside in the river has died due to large amounts of pollution by the residents
4.) There's nothing here for the majority of the youth, so most if not all go to Orlando or stay inside all day.
5.) There's is practically zero support for LGBT youth, at most there's a gay AA meeting but other than that there's nothing here.
The only slightly redeeming factor in this horrifying shithole is that the island is extremely close to the cape, which is admittingly pretty cool.
Guy 1: Hey dude, where do you live?
Guy 2: Merritt Island, unfortunately.
Guy 1: I feel bad for you, but at least it ain't C-town.
Guy 2: Merritt Island, unfortunately.
Guy 1: I feel bad for you, but at least it ain't C-town.
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Get the Merritt Island mug.The nickname given to the FICTIONAL couple Jack Barakat and Zack Merrick from All Time Low. It is purely fake...we think.
Girl# "Aw! Look at them they're sooo sweet!"
Boy# "C'mon Babe, we gotta go"
Girl# "But it's just so Merrikat Cute!"
Boy# "Wait what?...Oh Yeah...I see it now...But still...Let's go"
Boy# "C'mon Babe, we gotta go"
Girl# "But it's just so Merrikat Cute!"
Boy# "Wait what?...Oh Yeah...I see it now...But still...Let's go"
by Lou_Bear! October 16, 2010
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A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.
Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.
Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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Get the ada merritt mug.A small town filled with fake gangster wanna b kids. They try to act it by brining airsoft guns to the local bowling alley and shooting them at 7th and 8th grade teens. This person who i am expressing this portion of my definition of merrimack. well if ur from here u kno him. he made his own "gang" witch he is 17 now. and all of his friends are 8th graders. when they get to the high school they will get their a$$'s kicked so bad. everyone knows them there only "friends" are all the other "white gangster kids" because noone likes them. I suggest you never come to this town. Expeccialy if your a colored person you would only have one other colored person in the town. or 12 kids tryin to act it.
by matt groger June 10, 2008
Get the Merrimack New Hampshire mug.Merrimack, NH is just Bedford, NH sans the money, plus a few hi-tech companies, plus a very conservative Catholic liberal arts college that no one except the people from right-wing magazines has heard of. Borders Bedford, Litchfield, Amherst, and Nashua. Has the highest number of conservative republicans per capita of everywhere in the state. Everyone in Merrimack thinks Nashua is the most dangerous place on earth. If you move to Merrimack you can expect your neighbors to be upper-middle class, conservative, racist towards hispanics, and white.
Henriette: Ughhhh I can't stand living in Bedford! It's soooo boring and everyone is right out of a 50's TV show.
Sophia: Just be glad you're not living in Merrimack.
Sophia: Just be glad you're not living in Merrimack.
by 603explorer June 18, 2011
Get the Merrimack mug.one hell of a drinker and crazy mother fucker. He is a kool home boy but he needs to quit rapping them damn stolen chikens, that were robbed from a mexican fag. Then goes around braking windows with mike and steeling peoples gas out what ever is syphenable with spot kirby. And when pet and mike are drunk they become the local burglers.
by Matt Craig July 17, 2004
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