by Mgoo February 15, 2022
1. Someone you say you know to make you sound important.
2. Former NFL football player, announcer and actor.
2. Former NFL football player, announcer and actor.
by The_Streets October 7, 2017
Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.
by StMirhza September 15, 2007
by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021
The best dad figure ever. King of true swag*insert lip bite* He cralwed so simps could run. Reason why Richie Roberts is so cool
Merlin Libent is the best person ever!
by Richie the swagmaster April 19, 2021
A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.
After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.
by wizard of balls May 17, 2010
When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017