pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.

Pant Melons McGee

by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011

Watery melons

When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!

"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."

by Brrrgalicious November 30, 2016

mealous

You order a meal at a restaurant, and a friend orders one of the other meals you were thinking about ordering. Upon arrival, you see your own meal, along with the other meal, and completely regret making that decision.

"As soon as I saw Amer's chicken and cheddar omelette, I became extremely mealous"

by sawdo February 2, 2010

pad melons

buttcheeks, ass, booty, behind, culo

Tom's mom has some very nice pad melons!!!

by paco_jerte May 1, 2006

Meloseria

Meloseria: is an old Spanish slang term used in some Latin American countries. It is a term that means the display of affection through words and cuddling (many times even using baby talk) which is so excessive that it loses its loving meaning, turning it into annoying the recipient of the affection displayed. Many times the words do not match the actions.

Meloseria is the action of someone who states he/she loves you all the time but does not show that love with actions.

by nyid December 3, 2011

MelonSqueezy

One sexy motherfucker with a BBC

Oh look! It's MelonSqueezy

by Melons123HD December 15, 2016