Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.
Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"
by Paul Dick March 16, 2008
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"Dude I hooked up with three different girls last night"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
"Let's check the swag-o-meter on that one: you have swaged up three levels"
by friendly ghost December 26, 2011
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The waving back and forth of a dog's tail. The speed of the tail is used to measure how happy the dog is. The faster the tail is wagging, the happier the dog.
by Janster August 6, 2013
Get the wag-o-meter mug.A pedo-meter is a non-specific measurement describing the distance between an area where there is a general presence of minors (such as a school or a park) and the nearest pedophile, and the likely hood they will offend. A distance of 1 pedo-meter suggests there is a 50% Chance of pedophile activity in the area; the distance shares an exponentially inverse relationship with pedophile activity.
Person 1. "This park is about 6 pedo-meters away, so the kids are quite safe"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
Person 2. "Shit that's not bad, when I was growing up my school had a distance of about .3 pedo-meters, there was a few creepy bald guys driving around in tinted vans from time to time"
by Frederick McCock May 14, 2013
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The Leet-O-Meter is a way to keep track of "leet points" obtained through various acts of "leetness." "Leet points" may also be subtracted when the party performs any "non-leet" or "newbish" act. The greater the act of "leetness" or "newbish", the more points awarded or subtracted.
n.
The Leet-O-Meter is a way to keep track of "leet points" obtained through various acts of "leetness." "Leet points" may also be subtracted when the party performs any "non-leet" or "newbish" act. The greater the act of "leetness" or "newbish", the more points awarded or subtracted.
<kossy> im troo wasted to upgraed thjis kernel tonihgt.
<auxxy> -10000 leet points on the leet-o-meter
<auxxy> -10000 leet points on the leet-o-meter
by hackno December 29, 2005
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A metre (m), also spelled meter, in measurement, fundamental unit of length in the metric system and in the International Systems of Units (SI). It is equal to approximately 39.37 inches in the British Imperial and United States Customary systems. The metre was historically defined by the French Academy of Sciences in 1791 as 1/10,000,000 of the quadrant of the Earth’s circumference running from the North Pole through Paris to the equator. The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in 1889 established the international prototype metre as the distance between two lines on a standard bar of 90...
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A metre (m), also spelled meter, in measurement, fundamental unit of length in the metric system and in the International Systems of Units (SI). It is equal to approximately 39.37 inches in the British Imperial and United States Customary systems. The metre was historically defined by the French Academy of Sciences in 1791 as 1/10,000,000 of the quadrant of the Earth’s circumference running from the North Pole through Paris to the equator. The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in 1889 established the international prototype metre as the distance between two lines on a standard bar of 90...
- Encyclopædia Britannica
by Miskatonic Jack 2 November 23, 2010
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by Big Daddy Kane June 25, 2004
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