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Meathead

A meat-eater; a carnivore.

A male or a female who exclusively eats meat, or who would rather skip a meal without some sort of meat in it. Someone who would rather eat steak tartar than any kind of vegetable. A person who thinks vegetarians are crazy and probably malnourished. Someone who doesn't think it's food unless there were once bones in it. Someone who is offered fish, duck or chicken and asks "Where's the beef?"
If the choice for breakfast is oatmeal or dry cerial a meathead will whine about his missing bacon. Even eggs don't cut it without bacon or at least sausage. A meathead won't even enjoy huevos rancheros for brunch much less quiche. Better get him a steak.
We invited him to the best vegetarian restaurant in San Francisco, but that meathead said he'd rather go order himself a Whopper at Burger King.
by yogionefromobie March 27, 2011
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A Small Brained Individual, Who thinks about nothing but Lifting Weights, Protein Shakes, NAPS, Wearing Cutoffs, Night Clubs, and impressing, women, usually 2 to 3 years younger than themselves. They Wear Shirts too small and, don’t care about school until they find out benching 350 pounds wont get them a job at the big business. Meatheads will have a myspace, showing numerous pictures of themselves flexing and showing off their polished muscles. Future involves bagging food at local convenient store. When having spare time they can be found at the local, GNC. Meatheads associate themselves as in some sort of mafia ex: Sleeveless, Mafia. In 10 years you can usually find this, mafia working a low wage job like blockbuster cashier, or of a fast food restaurant reminiscing of their high school, glory days!
Gerald is usualy a Strong Meathead name along with Carl

perfect Example http://myspace.com/213951608
by M-Twon December 31, 2008
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A person, usually male, who made the wrong life choice, wife choice, career choice, for the usual wrong reasons: prestige, pay, perceived power, poltroonery. A person with no clue, who cannot acknowledge this, even (especially) to himself.
"95% of all practicing planners are meatheads." Bill Nash. Everyone is a meathead off his own reservation.
by BbRr December 13, 2008
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some body who is mad dumb and does something that is rely ridiculous and u cant believe it happened.
Yo you smacked that girl and your a dude your such a meathead
by Marquis95 June 10, 2011
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A man who drinks heavily, then proceeds to, burp, fart, and break stuff.
by Kevin March 3, 2004
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A male or female ex-militant who cannot seem to separate their former duties from citizen or professional life; endlessly blathering about their experiences overseas and how those somehow give merit to their current level of intelligence; lift and exercise profusely and yet fill their bodies with the same garbage they were fed during their service; and ironically, appear to have the close-mindedness of an ape on bad acid who's never left their own back yard; experienced their whole service in a neatly-made box with two holes poked in it
Bob: "Didn't Rachel serve overseas?"
Jane: "Yeah, still the same girl."
Bob: "Psh, meathead."
by bittersweetman February 22, 2011
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Collective Noun: Group of mongs with ideas above their collective IQ. Synonymous with fuckwit, i.e. "a fuckwit of idiots".
Oh good, a meathead of cunts has just walked into the bar.
by I'mBigKen June 28, 2015
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