Verb. The act of consuming copious amounts of alcohol before 12:00 noon. To begin drinking adult beverages early in the day, as early as 7:00 AM, which is when many liquor stores open. Also a way of managing a hangover with "The hair of the dog" method.
Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else
Many hardcore alcoholics practice Mayhem in the A.M. daily, starting the day off with a shot and a beer before everything else
"It's 7:15 AM and Robert was leaving the liquor store with plans to be drunk before 10:00. He is going to have some Mayhem in the A.M."
"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."
"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"
"I drank so much last night the only way today is going to go anywhere is for me to continue with some Mayhem in the A.M."
"John is a big drinker. Every morning is Mayhem in the A.M. for him"
by Ceaser21 April 06, 2017
a trolling and hacking group founded by slater666 in late 2021. Mayhem Division, or MD for short, is active mainly on discord and youtube, and is inspired by UTL and the UTTP. MD is anti-skid, anti-furry, anti-gacha, and anti-larp.
The leader of MD is slater666 and the co-leader is exorim. The website is https: //ma hem.slater666.repl.co
The leader of MD is slater666 and the co-leader is exorim. The website is https: //ma hem.slater666.repl.co
Faggot gachatard: my server got nuked by Mayhem Division the other day
Chad anti-gacha: lol kill yourself fag bitch
Chad anti-gacha: lol kill yourself fag bitch
by slater666 December 24, 2021
by Bobby big boobs September 28, 2022
by Glenda Jackson November 21, 2004
by Adriana C July 12, 2006
The Michigan Mayhem is where you are fucking a girl in her ass. Then you proceed to bust a nut in her ass. Then you proceed to eat that nut out of her ass. Then when your done, you say "there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem".
Zack - What you do with Carly last night?
John - I had that Michigan Mayhem
Zack - Damn right, there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem.
John - I had that Michigan Mayhem
Zack - Damn right, there ain't nothing like a Michigan Mayhem.
by Michigan Mayhem January 17, 2009
Mayhem Makers is a RuneScape clan of PUSSIES. They like to Teleport out of the wilderness in fights. Ever find yourself in Mayhem Makers, start slitting your wrists.
"Mayhem Makers are teletubbies" ...
by JamesTerrenceBarnard November 29, 2007