Dirty Maude

When your friend’s grandma gets banged so rough she’s covered in dark bruises and smells like feces

I pulled a dirty Maude on my dads mother

by Gmoneymight April 4, 2023

Maud

maud is kanker dik

Hoe dik is ze?
Ze is zo dik als een maud

by Maudiskankerdikpuntnl October 16, 2019

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

maude tiril

Maude Tiril is the sexiest and loveliest girl around. She is kind and you can tell her everything. She would be a good and loyal wife. She is good with children even she doesn't like them. If you get children with her they will be natural and norwegian beauties. Lovely and kind like her mother and very well educated.

Maude Tiril can't get angry for some reason.

You're such Maude Tiril!

by Crey C January 16, 2017

Maud

Someone who leads a conventional life and follows the rules of society, but ends up unfulfilled and alone. It’s a reference to the poem “Sadie and Maud” by Gwendolyn Brooks.

Maud, who went to college,
Is a thin brown mouse.
She is living all alone
In this old house.

by Dreamgirl42069 September 15, 2022