Muckery

A mess or a muck.

“Don’t make a muckery out of me!”

by GetSchwifty December 19, 2017

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010

macker

A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.

oi mate here comes a macker!

by gkh December 28, 2005

mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

by GannonPenthouse June 1, 2011