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emilio martinez

One of the martinez twins.

Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.

He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.

He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.

He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"

"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
by vennedy June 13, 2017
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martin males

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.
by pifting April 19, 2018
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kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams
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Melanie Martinez

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
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by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016
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Two olives short of a martini

"Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
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Fernando Martinez Batiz

the most badass motherfucker in the world, kickfliping and halo master. protector of Ronnie James Dio.
holy shit! the other day Fernando Martinez Batiz fucked my mother, got a killtacular, and did a kickflip, all at the same time while protecting Dio
by chupateta February 28, 2009
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Marching Band

Where were you Friday night?
At a football game, marching at halftime.
What about Saturday?
Marching Contest.
Sunday?
Practicing for Region Band.
Monday after school? Tuesday? Every other day of the school week?
Marching practice. Come on, you think I have another life or something?
by snaregirl August 21, 2003
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