Markhoff

My Uber-sexy love bot that lurks on irc.PaintballChat.net

* Markhoff rapes pinball in his tight little boy asshole.

by Vicky April 3, 2004

Markham williams

He has the smallest dick; only pulls flat girls who under 4’8; biggest pussy alive other than Holden Robinson

Dude I flicked markham Williams and he actually had a seizure.

by Darnell.jenkins April 14, 2019

Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks

Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gilbert The Silver Bullet May 4, 2006

Markus

This word refers to a man who is totally capable of bringing happiness and wholeness to any woman whos name is Joyce. Because together they become a perfect pair. Markus is the very definition of MAN. Any individual who knows of this Markus, consider yourself lucky.

Markus and Joyce are the cutest couple ive ever known!!

Hey Joyce! Have you met Markus yet? I think you guys should go out!

OMG! Did you see Markus today? He looks incredibly sexy today.

by Joyniqua69 January 24, 2011

Markus

He is the sweetest, most cutest boy to ever exist. He's obedient and a total baby boy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to leave him. He does what he thinks is right at all times and he gives the best hugs! If you're lucky then you might even get special kisses! If you know a Markus then keep him and spoil him rotten. He just wants your attention so give it to him. He deserves it.

"Have you seen Markus today?"

"Yeah. He was playing with a kitten at the park. It was so cute!"

by +SpaceKitten+ October 19, 2019

Markham, Ontario

Like hell, except colder and with more sushi restaurants.

Markham, Ontario = It's like hell frozen over.

by Lol Wutterson January 18, 2009

Markbhala

An epic festival that occurs twice a year to bind mind and soul with music. This spiritual gathering will test the limits one will voyage into the depths of psy. Markbhala is located in north-west Calgary Alberta and occurs annually during the months of August and April.

You can hear the trees whisper, “Markbhalaaaaaaaaa”

by Kram.... December 28, 2006