marissa

Strangely true, but scientifically proven, marissas of the world are 92% hot, bangen and/or extremely fuckable. When seeing such a marissa, you will become sexually aroused and most likely get a full or partial erection..
Note: similar results as a medusa, except only part of you turns to stone. Look away if a marissa is near.

“Damn that brunette over there is abnormally gorgeous, can you tell I have an enormous woody”
“Oh, that’s a marissa, and yes, you have pitched quite a tent there"
"marissa??!!,, figures,, they're always hot!!.."

by heyfever May 2, 2008

Marist High School

A Chicago high school, that is full of Mount Greenwood fags and slutty girls. The dudes all hang out and vape in the bathroom and all the girls just talk about who they've hooked up with. All the teachers are liberals and there's a lot of retards there. This school is the embodiment of the word "douchebag"

If I went to Marist High School I'd kill myself ,that school is full of shitty vapers and sluts

by BathroomVaper42069CoolGuy February 17, 2018

Marissa-ing

The act of being EXTREMELY sexy.

whooooa bro look at that girl shes totally marissa-ing up that pole.

by iRsoHIGH March 30, 2010

Marissa

An amazing girl overall. She's adorable and reminds you of a lil tike. She is lovable, touchable, and fuckable in every sense. You just wish you could just spend the rest of your life with her. She is sexy and has a cute giggle. She is extremely ticklish. She is very caring and gives great massages, in every aspect. Although she can be very defiant, selfish, and childish at times. Otherwise and excellent friend, girlfriend, and wife.

Guy 1: I got a new girlfriend. She's sexy and I can't wait to tap that...
Guy 2: Her name wouldn't be Marissa by any chance?
Guy 1: Yeah...how'd you know?
Guy 2: Because I just got done taping a Marissa.

by HarrySack69 March 14, 2011

Marissa

She's a classy/dirty broad! She will break you off when you're dancing and will rock your world! Not many can handle this girl but it happens sometimes.

That girl on the dance floor is such a Marissa!

by Nicholii June 10, 2011

marissa cooper

Marissa Cooper is a fictional character on The OC, played by Mischa Barton. Marissa is a rich socialite in Newport Beach, California. She was beautiful and popular, the princess of Harbor School, Newport.

Marissa was killed in a car crash by surf rat, Volchok, and will be forever missed.

Marissa fans have created the Save Marissa campaign.

Marissa Cooper is the best character on the OC.

by Emilov January 5, 2007

Marist College

A truly awesome school. Despite its location in the depressed city of Poughkeepsie, NY, Marist is still the shit. Marist students are known for being able to balance schoolwork and partying. A really chill school with great people and a great campus. Anyone who badmouths or disses Marist is probably pissed because they either couldn't get into the school, or are just too dumb to go there. Marist students can be found at many locations in town like Hatters, Backstreet, Rennies, and The Chance. If you're looking for a great time and the true college experience, come to Marist. It's the best four years of your life, so make the most of it.

Marist College was the best experience of my life

by danklord69 April 7, 2011