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Muppets Take Manhattan

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!
by Love Chef April 27, 2010
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Manhattan, Il

It sounds of the class of New York, but with none of the style or substance. Manhattan, IL is a geographical oddity, where one can pee in another's front yard, and claim it is to stop the advance of wildlife. One may also stumble upon Sasquatchish people, bowhunting in their front yards, and typically wearing novelty slippers. The lawns are burnt from many an inflatable pool or pup tent, as are the driveways from many a cardboard bonfire on a windy night.
The mayor wears a visor, the supermarket is Berkots, and the water has enough iron to kill a rhino....
Ah...it has to be Manhattan, IL!
Hey, where is it legal to build an outhouse in your backyard?
In Manhattan, IL
by Beggarsplash September 8, 2009
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Manthan

A person who is very loyal and can kill anyone for a loved one. Manthan is a straightforward person who will say what ever he has in mind without thinking what other will think about him. Manthan have very few friend but that are like family to him. Mostly manthan is a asian name.
Manthan is a loyal person
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Manhattan

Home of the worst traffic on earth.
by discharge June 5, 2004
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manhattan whitefish

The act of removing a condom after intercourse, turning it inside out, and slapping the female participantin the face with it.
Susie: Tommy! Now I'm gonna have to wash my face again after that manhattan whitefish you gave me!
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manya

Synonym for perfection. Kind of like karma. You stive now to do good deeds so you may return to earth in the state of Manya.
A charitable and benevolent and intelligent person can only hope to one day reach the state of Manya.
by Garrett December 31, 2003
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