Manus Dei

An idiot. Yeah, thats what he is.

- Quit being such a Manus!

by Sarsaparilla July 15, 2003

Manus Dei

See "Dumbass"

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Manus Dei

A fan of paladins with poor social skills who had the misfortune of wasting his sensitivity in online forums populated by all sorts of jerks and arrogant sods whose sole purpose in life seems to be humiliating others. Can be tempermental when mistreated or slandered, and is prone to fits of burning rage when betrayed by those he trusts, but is loyal to his friends. Is often appalled and disgusted by shallow and vulgar displays and hates the typical alpha male mentality. Can be excessively defensive and expect the worst of people due to bad memories.

I don't envy that guy. He's surrounded by jerks and bullies on all sides. A real Manus Dei pitted against the hordes of Ahr'Peegeecee.

by Elyseon May 10, 2008

Manus Dei

Absolutly Moronic godmoding lamer.

<Manus Dei> Fool! I am immortal by the power of the Manus Dei ring!
<Booken> There no such things as a Manus Dei ring, and immortals can die.
<Manus Dei> That it! I'm ignoring you! *Activate Aphaty field*

by Booken July 14, 2003

Manus Dei

Someone usually in the wrong place surrounded by the wrong people. Someone too sensitive for his own good who by a twist of fate ends up surrounded by jerks. Usually someone educated, an HSP, with refined tastes but lacking social skills. Often misunderstood and rarely appreciated, a bit tempermental and prone to angry outbursts when threatened or harassed.

Too emotional, check. Too sensitive, check. Angry at bullies, check. It's a Manus Dei all right.

by Elyseon May 10, 2008

manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.

"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"

by borbersk May 6, 2020

Mac Manus

The best fucking surname in the world.... FUCK THE MCs!

Yo, I'm a Mac Manus, none of this Mc (Mick) bullshit.

by Chmmr October 17, 2008