man candy

man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.

"I definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy."

by SEKSCI April 12, 2010

man cans

A term or description used to express that a man has large flabby droopy saggy flappy pectoral muscles that typically found on a fat person.

HAHA he's got man cans!

by Robert Kahn May 19, 2005

Man-Cannon

a huge mans penis

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki October 9, 2008

man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive

girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

by sandrwich September 14, 2013

Man Cannon

slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.

eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.

by da coolest guy ever August 19, 2010

teenage man candy

An attractive teenage boy that is the object of an older (frequently in her early twenties) woman's affections and/or lust. They are often emo boys.

There was some hot teenage man candy hanging out at the high school today.

by Alison G. March 7, 2007