douche mammal

a drunk douchebag friend who every times he starts drinking and he wont stop until he kisses and hugs the toilet.

who will throw up and continue drinking.
plus when he will be obnoxious to people around him.

hey tom stop being sucha a douche mammal your mother hates you. and you friends think you an idiot

by JTHxxxGFH November 28, 2009

Mammal head

Absolutely ravenous, savage fucked up oral sex with purpose. Normally a woman done to a man, with increased speed and intensity

"I need some of that stupid Mammal head"

by Gruntmcfunk December 22, 2024

low-altitude cruise mammal

strapping an explosive device to a moderately sized mammal (preferably a llama) and dropping it out of an aircraft no higher than 30000ft

dont mess with me or ill launch my low-altitude cruise mammal at you

i have a low-altitude cruise mammal on my plane

i wish i had a low-altitude cruise mammal

by otteb_hershelski May 10, 2011

Mammaling

Mammaling: Verb meaning a mammal (human or animal) breastfeeding a baby.

A mom sitting beside me in the subway is mammaling her baby.

by BluePanda2143 August 9, 2025

mammal frond

Another name for mammalian fur or hair.

The bearded dragon did not like it when I rubbed my mammal fronds on him.

by Shidara July 29, 2019

Muffin Mammal

A dude that don't get good food.

I made bomb ass lamb and Tyler doesn't get any cuz he's a muffin mammal

by Bleebloop69blazeit January 20, 2018

mammal

to masturbate with a siblings item of clothing

"Hey man, i mammaled last night. It was so good."
"I love mammaling"
"We all mammeled yesterday"

by cringlkse October 2, 2025