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Malsephotion

The combination of anger and sadness as a result of taking a less than perfect selfie.
Girl: I feel malsephotion.

Friend: It's okay, you were drunk snapping.

selfie booty turnt
by BigPanties March 28, 2016
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Malex

Ship of Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro, from the Magnus Chase (book) series by Rick Riordan.
Also sometimes referred to as the Ship of the Dead which is the name of the third book in the Magnus Chase book series. The book takes place in Valhalla, the afterlife of the honored dead Norse, where both the characters are dead, making the ship, therefore, the Ship of the Dead.

This ship is somewhat cannon, depending on who you ask.

This ship is sometimes called Maglex.
Fangirl/fanboy: "Oh my gosh! I just read the Magnus Chase series, and I so ship Malex!"
by Our Lord Pickles May 21, 2018
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a ship between meghan and alex.
omg!! malex is real and meghan agrees!
by malex4life May 17, 2019
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malex

a ship between meghan and alex
malex is so cute and meghan agreed!!
by malex4life May 17, 2019
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Malex

Two people so in love that the truth can not be denied, they love eachother to the point of death. Romeo and Juliet but Alex and Matilda or other people’s name
Stop being a Malex!”
by LoooooooooooolXD raw December 9, 2019
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Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.
Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.
by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020
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Malex

by Hazmanpunk November 27, 2020
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