Mali

mali is a little bitch made boy with a 1.5 inch dick, he CANNOT make you cum and he tends to make girls cry cause hes such a fucking ugly bitch who needs to bulk, his gf told me his dick is small and she gets with other guys cause he cant satisfy

Person 1: did you hear Mali got the slop
Person 2: yea but he couldnt get his seafood aah shrimp dick up lol
Person 1: put that shit on skibidi right now

by Malihater07 May 19, 2024

ex malis eligere minima

Between two bads,we choose the lesser one.(the minimum bad)

He had two options:getting a bad grade or an absence at school.Ex malis eligere minima.

by The Persian King January 15, 2016

Mali

Mali is the sweetest white girl you will ever met. She is kind and has the biggest prettiest eyes in the world . She may be known as the annyoying loud girl but trust me you need her in your life.
Luv you mali - J

Guy 1: Omg she is so fine she looks like a Mali lets go up to her
Guy 2: yeah man!!!

by meowmoewkitty69 April 18, 2022

Mali

Mali its a very curious men, he dreamed about rich life, expensive car and house, he is very friendly but he doesn’t want tote judge anybody in her life he wants to live on her own life

Mali has a dream that he’s gona make in days

by Pokimony November 23, 2021

John,Xarion,Cashew&mali

These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.

Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"

by JohnWick🌴 January 23, 2023

Mali

Mali is a little country in Africa, sadly known for earthquake LaQueefs. These LaQueefs can result in major damage and trauma. Many locals of Mali believe in having fantasies of Mr Woods. Many of these Malians suffer from a disease that results in bloated butts and hair loss, causing many of them to buy wigs or weaves. They also hardly get common diseases mainly just this one.

"Did you hear about what happened in Mali?"

"Yeah! That LaQueef sure shook them straight."

by Lilpeas23 October 14, 2020

Mali

Some California citizens who live in inner cities, may call they’re sub section or neighborhoods, in Mali California sometimes referring to the high murder rate their city carries

“You don’t wanna go to Mali, I heard they be catching bodies over there”

by Defersosa November 10, 2020