Pingus Malingus

Pingus Malingus is something that you can only say to your Friends when they are being annoying but smart little fucks. This is specifically not used when they have done a transgression that is virtually impossible to fix. In that situation you would call them a MF Pingus Malingus.

"Haha lol I put a dropper under your Minecraft chest into a extremely long rail and Redstone system to my base."
"You little Pingus Malingus I will find you and kill you."
"Lol I burned your diamonds in lava."

by DootDootGang May 24, 2019

Coconut malling

The process of getting coconut malled. Getting coconut malled is a meme on social media particularly tiktok and YouTube etc

I was coconut malling Brendan yesterday

by Sebastian hiney February 28, 2021

misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

malinger

v.

to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work

Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.

Eric: He's probably malingering...

by King of Inland October 17, 2008

Black Mailing

Sending someone a link to Rebecca Black's Friday.
See rick rolling.

Ok thats funny." ..... "Wait this is friday... you suck
BLACK MAILING

by Nick Shitcock 2 April 20, 2011

Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.

Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...

by Steakface December 17, 2009

maling

A nylon v-neck pullover most frequently worn by high school football coaches, bar league softball players, and meat-heads in general; they match with zubaz and tight gray work out shorts.

Hey Keith, could you grab my maling out of the truck when you come back from the liquor store.

by rk3000 September 2, 2005