Mackey D

An unusually large penis. Over 10 inches when erect at least.

Synonyms include:

Chuckles,
Dunny,
Ollie etc.

Antonyms include:

Jake,
Eaton,
Chode,
Norman,
Sam etc.

Mary: Woah, Brooke, did you hear about David?

Brooke: No, what is it?

Mary: Well, Melissa says that he has a Mackey D, and I'm going out with him tonight!

Brooke: Wow! Really, a full on Chuckles? You go girl! Make sure you practice those stretches I taught you!

Mary: Oh I will! At least I know he doesn't have a Chode like that Justin guy I slept with last week!

Brooke: Oh don't get me started on his Norman!

by TheDoctorDogg June 2, 2008

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John Mackey

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009

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Macklemore

n. An enthusiastic blow job performed by a straight man out of respect for gay people.

If you really cared about gay rights, you'd give me a Macklemore.

Ryan Lewis just gave me the best Macklemore!

by yournotfunnymom December 31, 2013

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Mackey That

To refuse to answer questions by ignoring them, arrogantly objecting, or simply not returning phone calls. Named after a Charlotte, North Carolina politician, Nick Mackey, for his creative ways of avoiding questions to his questionable behavior and background.

Girlfriend- "You were out until 4 last night!! Where the hell were you?!"

Boyfriend-"Um...I think I'll Mackey that. Next question?"

by Whizar November 4, 2009

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