mystic mocha

A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.

"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"

by Baby Jew May 28, 2009

mystic Island

A town in the mcentral coast of new jersey that is not a island and that is apiece of shit and there is nothing to do besides sit at the community center and try to find something to do and smoke weed. If you try to venture somewhere from the Community center you magically appear back at the community center, its a trap. In the summer everyone goes to Long beach island. All teenagers in Mystic are obnoxious and think they are tough. It is a shore community and sometimes the whole town smells like shit and dirty vagina... or a dirty vagina with shit in it. Dont ever go here you will just end up at the community center. Everyone goes to shitty ass pinelands where the teachers are stoners(mr. toth) and every other school hatesd ur sports teams cause they think they are good but they always suck (ecspecially Varsity football) Town is sorrounded by tuckerton, west creek, parkertown and new gretna. they are all sucky and west creek, new gretna, and parkertown are racist white trash hicks

Scott: wat r u doinm today?
Matt: chillen around mystic.
Scott doin what?
matt: Goin to the community center to meet up with people and make plans...

a: Where do you live?
b: Mystic Island
a: What the hell is that?

by Matt corcs May 24, 2008

Mystic Pony

A slang word for methamphetamine. Used as if one was riding the mystic pony.

That guy? Oh yeah, he's definitely riding the mystic pony.

by Darthax March 6, 2011

mystic clan

Mystic clan is a group want to be gamers but are really gay boys

person 1: hey did you hear about Mystic clan
person 2: yeah they are really gay

by mystic gay January 2, 2020

mystic prime

He is soo cracked and talented at every game he plays and has the biggest juiciest gigliest dick to exist in the universe. If its not for his astonishing Youtube Videos are his amazing personality its his pp.

Omgg did u see mystic primes new video??!!

Mystic Prime is sooo hot

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Mystic Esports

it is the meaning of life{

Mystic Esports is my way of living

by TheSlasher1234 December 12, 2021

Mystic Bevis

this idiot is stupid. mostly meth babies, and very depressed. will probably kill you if you hug them. looks like a bottom. could never be straight. fear them. cooper is scared.

This girl is a Mystic.

Mystic Bevis is a fucking idiot.

by aliceisannoying April 12, 2022