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Milf Tits

The nice warm juicy tits of a milf, perfect size and you always get a huge boner when you see them. When your banging the vagina of a hot milf you should always squeeze them.
Guy 1: Hey man remember when I was over at your house? Well your mom changed right infront of me and I saw her awesome milf tits. Then we screwed on the bed. High five!
by DildoWlegs October 17, 2009
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milfday

Often used instead of the word "birthday". Really common in German speaking countries, primarily to wish a good looking, mature women a "Happy Birthday".
Happy milfday sweetheart!
by fefefe September 29, 2010
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milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs
The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.
by forkalsrud June 2, 2007
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milfadelic

1. Being attracted to MILFs rather than regular young chicks who can't throw a decent blowjob and still confuse a casual encounter with commitment.

2. Having the perpetual fortune/misfortune (depending on your tastes) of being MILF bait.

3. A perfectly acceptable thing to mutter at the PTA conference.
1. Shit, he can't keep his hands off the childbearing pussy. Milfadelic, man.

2. That kid is so milfadelic he's gotta fight the AARP crowd offa' hisownself with a stick.

3. Both our daughters are in the third grade together. Did I mention you are completely milfadelic? :::ducks:::
by Abdallah Price May 9, 2010
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Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.
Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing
by thisismynewname October 7, 2011
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mildrew

the ship of two Australian boys who are currently in year ten and best friends who would be a very well suited gay couple
"dude I wonder if they're homosexual they'd be a cute couple"
"yeah that's what all the year 8 girls say about mildrew"
by zefronbro July 3, 2014
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milf mouth

When a Milf possesses the type of lips and mouth that are extremely suitable for sucking multiple cocks and swallowing large quantities of cum.
Celine Dion has such a nice Milf Mouth.
by Gary Esqe May 26, 2016
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