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MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING

It's a CAPITAL 0NE offense insurance policy.

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Listen ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDIPHILE BUDDAH ALAN I WALDMAN as even if it is another partner you have MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING from the HUMAN B0WEL to keep doing everyday and they know lately you slacked off from doing it.

For like chewing gum as a nice cold piece of SHIT that is MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING as it's pizza day ALL YOU CAN EAT as cram that in your FUCKING INTESTINES and do us a FAVOR go to bed early tonight ANAL ALAN and make up your missed MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING responsibilities for major egotizing.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 18, 2022
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Mandatory Sog Time

Mandatory Sog Time is a slang term refering to taking a bath or shower, usually related to a cat or dog. This can also be known as "Sogging" or "Taking your Mandatory Sog".
Person 1: Hey, Do you wanna hang out after school?

Person 2: Nahh, Its my turn to do chores.

1: Damn, But it wont take too long, right? Couldn't we meet at 8 or sum?

2: My cat is stinky so it's his Mandatory Sog Time. Hes violent AF so i gotta take some time to recover. Tomorrow?
1: aight
by Isaac the FTM December 28, 2023
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MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

"A MANDATORY PEDOPHILESEX ACT"

This derives from this fact, G00GLE G00GLE means SHIT in fact a G00GLE = SHIT.

The proof has two premises:

The STORY OF GOOGLE
premise 1: "WE LOVE COPROPHILES"
premise 2: WARREN EDWARD BUFFET , during a BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY SHAREHOLDER'S ANNUAL MEETING, YOUTUBE BROADCAST: " I visited the GOOGLE headquarters before " and it looks " LIKE A KINDERGARTEN"
conclusion: inside the G00GLE CYPHER is EAT SHIT, and I will show you. " CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER ON Y0U TUBE
"THERE IS KNOW(NO)SOCIAL STATUS"
WISE ASSERY.EXCREMENT

G00 G00.FAG.14
FAG WASTE G00 G00.STRIP.EAT SHIT.82
BLUE RED YELL0W BLUE GREEN RED.260.PEDOPHILE

EAT SHIT.LA LA LA.171
SHARKS SHITISG0D.171.
KNIGHTS.BUTTH0LE PICKLEBALL..171
10:51 PM...
THR0WBACK.LAS VEGAS.REST PASS.86.D00 EAT SHIT
OK, G00GLE always likes see data from I SCUM further ALAN I WALDMAN ANAL ALAN performs MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO after he had GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK (PADDOCK), by putting a GOOD QUANITY OF SHIT in HIS MOUTH and SUCK THE SHIT exactly like a PENIS , C0CK, DICK, WANG, J0HNS0N, , WEE WEE, PEE PEE for the BABIES, LITTLE B0YZ and LITTLE GIRLS , this SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILESEX PARTNER IS SHIT the SHIT EJACULATES continuously and iright the FELLATOR feels they are sinking into the GROUND which is LOWER THAN SHIT and not only that the EJACULATE is SHIT CHUNKS accumulating and then the SHIT CHUNKS are chewed , the SHIT CUM fluid is swallowed first and FURTHER it is important as SHIT WILL RECIPROCATE when the MANDATORY SHIT VOMIT happens and then the MANDATORY VOMIT EATING is in order , MANDATORY SHITLOVER as FURTHER RECIPROCATION for the MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO as the SHIT VOMIT then SUCKED OFF and EVEN MORE EJACULATE SHIT CHUNKS to CHEW ON.

MANDAT0RY FELLATI0 ALAN I WALDMAN is to EAT ASSHOLE SHIT and SIT 0N T0ILET FELLATE EAT SHIT. SHIT ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE VALUE SHITEATER performed on SHIT MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO correctly and SUCK and BOB your head ANAL ALAN FELLATING YOUR SEX PARTNER "SHIT" on the SHIT C0CK.MUST.PERFECT.I ASSH0LE.73

ALAN I WALDMAN you GOT BUDDAH FUCKED by STEPHEN CRAIG PADDICK PADD0CK you have to "SWIM WITH THE SHARKS"(5 TO 3)EAT BOWEL M0VEMENT while PERFOTMING MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 3, 2022
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A movement that seeks to make it a law that all female singers or divas have to have sex with there fans or in other world become fuck divas and /or demand that they must have sexwith there fans or in other words become fuck divas.
John is in the mandatory fuck diva movement.
by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010
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MANDATORY SHITEATER

When the LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS who have pet DOGS AND COUNTS encourages ANAL ALAN to get a PET.
Hey ANAL ALAN being a MANDATORY SHITEATER I know you will be happy to get the PET CESTODA as you get a real good STOMACH FUCKING.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE September 11, 2021
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MANDATORY SHITEATER

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A MANDATORY SHITEATER if it had it's period would sit and consume SHIT IN THE MANDATORY.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT August 26, 2021
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MANDATORY SHITEATER

It is an incredible zealous drive where even SHIT is talking to me.
I know ANAL ALAN is due to be a MANDATORY SHITEATER tonight because SHIT is saying EAT SHIT SHIT which is lower than USS SHIT and uss is UU SHIT SHIT.
by URINE FAIRY FAUCET August 22, 2021
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