1) Lurk is the act of slaughtering your enemies while remaining concealed in the shadows
2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness
2) A way to peruse the babes at a pub while seated in one of the booths with a pint of guiness
Guy #1: Dude!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Where did Jim's head go?
Guy #3("Jim"): *Gurgle*
Guy #2: Oh shit, Guy #4 seems to be lurking.
Guy #1: I say!
by Kermit the Wise July 5, 2010
Get the Lurkmug. by kopitekid November 4, 2016
Get the lurkingmug. A lurky person, someone who just stands out and creeps on you, doesnt look like you would ever talk to them
by Dan Slim August 2, 2005
Get the lurkmug. When a girl, typically named Laryssa, is randomly spying on, or boredly observing someone or something, or suspiciously looking for something to do. For Laryssa to be bored and gathering useless information about something or someone to possibly use against you in a funny situation, she would be lurking.
Laryssa is bored at home. She trained her cats to use the toilet instead of the litter box. Her cats were on the toilet and looked out the door and caught Laryssa lurking around the corner watching them.
bus boy at work:"damn, look at all that money they left on her table!"
random server:"you better not touch it, Laryssa is somewhere lurking and that bitch will stab you with a used fork!"
bus boy at work:"damn, look at all that money they left on her table!"
random server:"you better not touch it, Laryssa is somewhere lurking and that bitch will stab you with a used fork!"
by justdre October 18, 2008
Get the lurkingmug. by Bandit000 March 26, 2008
Get the lurkmug. To get in, and effectively ruin, someone else's photo. Can be whole body lurkage, or merely two fingers. Practiced by Bubbah in Germany.
by australianexchange May 10, 2009
Get the lurkmug. by Bushrat September 22, 2005
Get the lurkmug.