white lotus kung-fu

The most fatal of all kung-fu styles.

Luna: (...) Its called white lotus kung-fu
Huey: White lotus? Thats the deadliest style there is.

(Boondocks s01e06)

by 421Anonymous. November 2, 2013

LotsaEntertainment

One Of YouTube's Best Channels created by Kian Dowedoff and Ethan Kent its just pure Comedy

"i was watchin some intense lotsaentertainment yesterday"

by AWESOME LITTLE CAT! June 22, 2009

tso-lotus

One who joins Counter-Strike clans and figginates everything. He gets into top level clans by offering to buy them tickets to CPL so they can meet the lovely Ksharp, but never pays up. Eventually he disappears back to the land from whence he came.

You're such a tso-lotus, go back to Canada you fucking fig.

by ger November 22, 2004

Flaming Lotus

An ancient variation of the classic table lotus sex position, however it is far more dangerous, so dangerous it has only ever been attempted a handful of times in recorded history. It is said that if a women agrees to perform this move for you, there is no option available to you other than to wife her. The standard table lotus position is taken and the lovers engage in coitus. While this even occurs the female partner involved begins placing oil carefully around her on the table. Just as her partner reaches climax she drops a match onto the table surrounding her in deadly flames. If the woman should survive the ordeal the couple are to be thought of as perfect matches if not a disgrace to humanity and thus their fiery death justified.

Geoff: I heard Shanella was working on a new sex move for Tom

Jack: Yea she going to give him a Flaming Lotus next week.

Geoff: Fuck, I hope they survive.

Jack: Meh

by john the beast May 26, 2013

lots

Times of hardship; rough circumstances.

I am truely sorry for your lots.

by BrianLowther August 27, 2009

i am truley sorry for your lots

another way of saying "Deepest condolences, my heart goes out to you."

the expression comes from the meme How Is Babby Formed

Person 1: Today my dog died, my girlfriend dumped me, i lost over 9000 dollars in the stock market, and i accidentally my brand new car.
Person 2: I am truley sorry for your lots.

by UrbanPrick January 23, 2011

big lots

A discount store, formerly Pic'n'save. Good bargains on lots of crap, however, for expired clam juice try the 99 Cent store.

Hey Ryan, i got some clam juice at the 99 cent store. they didnt have any at big lots.

by Yes i am awesome May 25, 2004