Lorking

where someone gets heart broken and pretends to kill their self

____: who's mommys good boy!
Lorkus: I AM, I AM!
____: nvm im leaving you
Lorkus: I'm lorking myself.

by zxlda February 13, 2026

Looning

taking a mans foreskin and stretching it over the tip of your own penis. you can choose to piss in it, stretching it out like a balloon.

my and my nigga loquacious were looning in the bathroom

by stinkybean May 7, 2025

looning

taking a full balloon (preferably oxygen, but helium works too), and putting it over the dick hole. then, after it's secure you monkey fist the balloon hard to push the air inside.

Aaron: Yo I just finished looning.
Chad: Erm, that's actually not-
Aaron: Chad more like chud

by ijuswokeupwitaboner December 2, 2025

show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.

I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.

by That_ATLien December 9, 2016

Jaden Loring

A very awesome dude, with a huge snake, he's good with kids and is the perfect dude to hangout with

Jaden Loring has a big snake and is good with kids!

by Jaden Ls mom June 6, 2023

Star-Lording

When you finger blast two girls at the same time with the shocker gesture, like Star-Lord's pistols.

Dude did you hear mike was Star-Lording those twins last night?

by BakeMamaAmber December 8, 2024