Meat logging

When two erect males gently touch tips as they both take turn in stroking both penises at one time

Ryan and Mitch are meat logging they cant get enough of that sweet motion

by black panther 52 November 13, 2014

Logybar

a delicious treat. It is a small hard pretzel, that is then covered in creamy peanut butter, then topped with crispy bacon, and then dipped in chocolate. Named after the legendary Logan Thomas.

hey, would you like a Logybar?

by the_amazing November 8, 2010

Leroy Logging

Going out for a huge night drinking Guinness, then waking up and laying a big black turd in your girlfriend's handbag

DeShawn, don't get me any more Guinness!! You know I can't stop myself Leroy Logging!

Dwayne! Get your stinky ass over here, look me in the eye and tell me you weren't Leroy Logging this morning!!!

by Maddog Morgo June 23, 2011

The Logy-Bear Twist

The Logy-Bear Twist is an new and exciting sexual maneuver that only experienced sexual connoisseurs should attempt to try. A bit of preparation is necessary for this move. A decent meal beforehand is not necessary but suggested. Two fingers are placed into the partners nostrils while the other hand holds the plunger firmly. The end of the plunger is then suctioned onto the partners anus. Now the partners bowel system may be controlled through a series of simple finger manuvers in the nostrils to greatly enhance the sexual pleasure of the partner. The name is gotten from how the bowels twist and turn while they are being stimulated.
Good luck.

"Yo, man. Did you hear what happened to Slick Dean? I heard that fool got the Logy-Bear Twist?" - Dim Robert
"Don't talk about it man, this is what he wanted." - Big Tom

by Arthur Cunning January 25, 2016

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

logging it

A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".

Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"

Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."

by RabarJabar June 19, 2009

Chocolate logging

The act of defecating into the mouth of a partner. Faeces is passed from the anus of one individual into the mouth of another for sexual purposes.

"Chaz gave me a fantastic chocolate logging last night."

by Keatface March 18, 2007