It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.

John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!

by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025

Look-At-Me

Something someone (in most cases not attractive) may wear to draw attention to her/himself.

Friend 1: What is up with that metallic shirt so-and-so is wearing?
Friend 2: It's a look-at-me!

by 109ratiugria April 2, 2010

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019