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how many licks?

A song by Lil' Kim that asks the question, "how many licks does it take til' you get to the center of the _____". The video portrays three "edible Lil' Kim Dolls". The first being "Candy Kim", the second being "Pin-up Kim", and the last being "Night Rider Kim". We are told nothing about Candy Kim except her name. Pin-up Kim goes out "to her Nighas in jail, beating they dicks to the cell. She wants them to imagine their tongue in between my thighs and grab their vaseline. Lastly, Night Rider Kim is the edible doll that can be found at the clubs after midnight. After three bottles she is ready to fuck. She states that some even put her on their grocery list, right next to the whipped cream and box of chocolates and that her shit comes in flavors.

Though the song is extremely intricate, it does not answer the question - How many licks does it take?
Hey How Many Licks?
I heard she got bigger tits. SHUT UP BITCH.

Hey Jared, how many licks does it take?

I dunno. Imma go over to Lil' Kim's house and found out. Call ya later.
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Kisses and Licks

An popular alternative for Hugs and Kisses. It defines the relationship as closer than casual but not necessarily intimate. Good friends of opposite sexes or both sexes can use it liberally
Kisses and Licks k&L XPXP kiss lick
by CarlBaton August 21, 2010
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Anti Clockwise Licks

When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan
Liam does whatever the fuck he wants then gives the cat anti clockwise licks on the neck
by Lubliest licker October 6, 2020
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Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.
Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"
by aj/dg October 9, 2008
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Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
by ooky17 October 13, 2011
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The Braxton Licks

The act of cunnilingus after he/she brushes his tongue with Colgate optic white toothpaste.
Tingle lasts 20 minutes post oral.
Just do it.
Invested by Braxton.
Roberto did the Braxton Licks this morning and I could barely drive to work.
by Torridtalks June 13, 2023
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